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Give an old car a home.

Posted: May 23, 2014 in Old Car Reviews
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lemon subaru
There’s nothing quite like the smell of an old new car. It’s that strange odour that you can’t quite put your finger on. It reminds you of something, but you’re not sure what. You try to articulate it, but there’s just no way of conveying the smell of a rotting corpse holding a month old egg sandwich while smoking a Cuban cigar inside an air tight container fitted with upholstery that has absorbed the stench of an animal shelter. Long gone is that special euphoria inducing scent of brand new. In its place is the stale stench of a thousand prior owners who left their DNA, paw prints and unsanitary behaviour over every conceivable inch of the vehicle.