Archive for January, 2015

Bad blogs
No… no they won’t. I’m not going to tell you how to write a successful blog, because as it should be patently obvious already, I have no idea what constitutes a successful blog. Like the vast majority of bloggers, I have a big enough audience of voices in my head not to worry about how many people I am “reaching out” to in the blogosphere. (more…)

Quite keg time
Don’t get me wrong here, I love a beer. Some of my best insults and most thought provoking retorts have come after downing a stubby or five. Like the day someone called me an idiot while I was drunk and I said “You… wewf… aft…*burp*!” Yep, they had no comeback for that one. Check mate!

But I find myself constantly revisiting this old beer advertising slogan, “A hard earned thirst means a big cold beer.” Now I don’t think I’ve ever had a “hard earned thirst.” Going by the footage in the ads, most of the time you will only develop this intensity of thirst if you are doing something energetic, like say, wrestling a crocodile, digging for uranium with your bare hands, or scaling a mountain of lava. Since I’m basically lazy, I consequently only get a low earned thirst. But these days, now that I’m a wise and a mature adult, if I’m dehydrated, I’m under the impression that a nice glass of water, maybe even some electrolytes (aren’t they found in car batteries?) is the way to go. (more…)